I don’t tweet. Well, I do, but only because everything now a days is linked. So whatever I put on this blog or my Facebook page gets tweeted out. But I don’t tweet independently. Twitter scares me. I think because if I have a quippy thought to tweet, I’ll have to have another such thought the next day. And what happens when that doesn’t happen?? I’ll have all these followers who are expecting intelligent, funny, SHORT thoughts to come from me. That’s way too much pressure. So I don’t tweet. But IF I DID TWEET, here are some things I would say… or tweet:

*One day at work a woman named Mary spilled her milk and I literally got to say, “Mary, don’t cry over spilled milk.”

*Our work bathrooms have those sensors that turn the lights on when you walk in. But today, the sensors turned the lights off… and I was still in there.

*How is it that Modern Family makes me laugh like a child for 29 minutes and then cry like a baby that last 30 seconds.

*I like to mountain bike with my Little Friend Lynn… which is stupid. If a mountain lion decides to attack us, he’s definitely passing her up to come get the meatier me.

*I love it when my 9 year old daughter yells, “Mama’s having a baby child.” She randomly does that while we are cooking, cleaning, eating, driving, sleeping. Good Luck Charlie does have it’s bright moments.

*My son has been a trickster since he was 2. He once stuffed a bunch of cotton balls into a tissue box so when my husband pulled out a tissue, cotton balls went flying. We all laughed. The next night he put a brick under my pillow. That wasn’t so funny.

So there they are. My random tweet thoughts. I’ll be sure to list some more when they come to me. Because I’m sure twitter will still scare me at that point.

About Wendy D

I was born in San Francisco and ended up marrying a rancher in Reno, Nevada. I have a big city job anchoring the 5 o’clock news but come home to the country where my husband’s family has ranched for 5 generations.


  1. Lori Enzenberger says:

    So, is one tweeted or twitted or had a tweet?

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